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Bartimaeus of Uruk ([personal profile] likesfootnotes) wrote2012-01-19 04:27 pm
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6th footnote [text] target practice

I have a couple of suggestions for the would-be marksmen fervently preparing for the upcoming tournament:

  1. Magicians are widely considered to be the best choice for target practice. Unfit and unfashionable, they can be seen at a thousand paces in their gaudy attire and offer a moving target. 1 I suggest saving a target and using a magician!

  2. Don't bother entering the actual contest. Instead, list your wishes here and I might deign to grant them once I've been declared Lord for a day.

1 - Don't worry about one outrunning your shot. Magicians are too fond of their food to be anything but slow and rotund. The majority of them mask this by wearing cleverly designed pants that are thirteen sizes too small and somehow conceal all that extra flesh. It's not a pleasant sight.
3wayforjustice: (Interchanging mind control)

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[personal profile] 3wayforjustice 2012-02-13 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
Not one.

I have dwelled in the Fade since time immemorial. I am Justice.
3wayforjustice: (Wanna see a pencil disappear?)

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[personal profile] 3wayforjustice 2012-02-24 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Are you so ignorant that you know nothing of a spirit when it speaks to you?

The use of names to summon and bind is for demons. I am no demon.
3wayforjustice: (Can't control myself)

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[personal profile] 3wayforjustice 2012-02-26 09:23 am (UTC)(link)
You continue to refuse to acknowledge the truth?

Our world, the Fade... nothing is as you think it to be. Silver is nothing to be feared. And your cries against mages is the stuff of fools and bigots.

Of injustice.
3wayforjustice: (This animal I have become)

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[personal profile] 3wayforjustice 2012-02-27 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Injustice is what happens when fools and templars believe they know anything of mages.