6th footnote [text] target practice

[likesfootnotes]

I have a couple of suggestions for the would-be marksmen fervently preparing for the upcoming tournament:

1. Magicians are widely considered to be the best choice for target practice. Unfit and unfashionable, they can be seen at a thousand paces in their gaudy attire and offer a moving target. ¹ I suggest saving a target and using a magician!
   
   
2. Don't bother entering the actual contest. Instead, list your wishes here and I might deign to grant them once I've been declared Lord for a day.

1 - Don't worry about one outrunning your shot. Magicians are too fond of their food to be anything but slow and rotund. The majority of them mask this by wearing cleverly designed pants that are thirteen sizes too small and somehow conceal all that extra flesh. It's not a pleasant sight.

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[needsnobottle]

That being fair game for a bullseye and target practice?

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[likesfootnotes]

Of course! They deserve it, after all.

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[needsnobottle]

What's your stance on wizards?

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[likesfootnotes]

Call it a pot or a kettle, but it's still black. The same goes with any so-called magic user.

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[needsnobottle]

So witches? Sorcerers? Mages? Warlocks? Houdini?

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[likesfootnotes]

Ding-ding-ding, you have discovered all of their secret identities!

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[needsnobottle]

If I had a thesaurus I might have unearthed more.