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[Sloshing noises familiar to any that have spoken with Blobimaeus can be heard as the djinni trudges back and forth in his room.]

Five days and I haven't dissolved into nothing. Can't say that I'm complaining about that.

[A sniffing noise.]

Ugh, but I can complain about the smell.

[Seeing as he can't quite shower as he is without going down the drain himself, he stops and there is silence. It triggers a distinct change that does not translate well into audio, but is followed by footsteps before the audio cuts out; Bartimaeus has taken Ptolemy's form and is ready to start using his words.]

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This is a distinct improvement over that regrettable lack of form that Faquarl's tender treatment left me in. ¹ I will have to remember to send a thank you Detonation his way. Several of them, at the highest strength that I can manage. Let it never be said that I cannot show gratitude.

1 - To bring you all up to speed on the great adventures of Bartimaeus, our reluctant hero was last seen facing certain death. Between being crushed to death by silverware or dissolve in clam chowder, I was assured of nothing by that the end of my essence was nigh. What was that? Now, really. Would I be here if I hadn't escaped?

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You met an untimely death by clam chowder? How terribly unfortunate, I imagine that was an unpleasant way to go.

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It was an unduly and disgracefully close call, though not quite death. I place full blame on my master's inability to keep his word.

Close wasn't close enough, so I suppose that you're quite thankful for that?

Thankful for the prompt summoning prior to my demise ¹, though the circumstances leading up to it prompt some very ungrateful thoughts instead.

1 - That is the one and only time you shall see a djinni grateful for being summoned.

That's quite understandable, though I have to ask - what, exactly happened before your timely arrival on board this vessel?

A series of extremely unfortunate events that culminated in a reunion with a very old friend. ¹

1 - This brings to mind the saying "familiarity breeds contempt" - Faquarl has bred enough contempt for me to spawn an entire civilisation. Mind you, mine in return is not that far off.

A good reunion, or a not so positive one?

To put it in perspective, he was the one who orchestrated the "death by clam chowder" situation.

Oh, well then that is cause for a bit of concern, now isn't it? Though I rather think as opposed to merely a 'bit' of concern it ought to be 'An Amount Much Larger Than Simply a Bit'.

But, you are her on board this fine vessel via the most peculiar rabbit hole, so I rather imagine that things are looking at least the smallest bit better, if not a larger amount?

Edited 2010-05-31 23:12 (UTC)

The circumstances are much improved, and the company is somewhat better than bits of clam and chowder mushed together.

Good company is often hard to find, yet here I seem to have found some of these cretures truly remarkable.

In five thousand years, I've only encountered it twice. Maybe three times. ¹

1 - Were you really expecting me to say who I was referring to?

Edited 2010-06-02 01:25 (UTC)

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