Bartimaeus of Uruk (
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2nd footnote [video] a curious morning?
[Why is a raven like a writing desk? There is only one explanation: The djinni taking that form buggered it up. How else could one mistake furniture for being a bird?
Bartimaeus, in contrast, paints a fine picture of a raven as the video starts up - his beak is even the right colour! (Though he will forever maintain that his first interpretation featured such a fetching shade of blue in the beak that the species ought to evolve in emulation.)
Yes, he is currently out and about as a raven. Sized sufficiently to carry his record, which he's toted out to The Green after a quick, tight circuit to see what his feathered friends took to wing about. Though he's not so foolish as to head into the forest to discover the true details. They can summon and bind him to that task all he likes, but showing initiative to risk his essence isn't Bartimaeus's idea of a good time.]
Quite a bit of excitement over one minor Detonation, but no harm done. Just a few feathers ruffled. I don't sense or see anything on the seven planes to get worked up about.
[Then again, he also does not realise that while his shapeshifting's survived more or less intact, the rest of his abilities are diminished. Do you really want to trust a potentially blind djinni that thinks he can see?
In the meantime, Bartimaeus is unconcerned and begins to preen his feathers. After a moment, he ends the feed.]
Bartimaeus, in contrast, paints a fine picture of a raven as the video starts up - his beak is even the right colour! (Though he will forever maintain that his first interpretation featured such a fetching shade of blue in the beak that the species ought to evolve in emulation.)
Yes, he is currently out and about as a raven. Sized sufficiently to carry his record, which he's toted out to The Green after a quick, tight circuit to see what his feathered friends took to wing about. Though he's not so foolish as to head into the forest to discover the true details. They can summon and bind him to that task all he likes, but showing initiative to risk his essence isn't Bartimaeus's idea of a good time.]
Quite a bit of excitement over one minor Detonation, but no harm done. Just a few feathers ruffled. I don't sense or see anything on the seven planes to get worked up about.
[Then again, he also does not realise that while his shapeshifting's survived more or less intact, the rest of his abilities are diminished. Do you really want to trust a potentially blind djinni that thinks he can see?
In the meantime, Bartimaeus is unconcerned and begins to preen his feathers. After a moment, he ends the feed.]

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Failing to use a weapon is hardly failing to possess it, O Most Untrollish One. There's a reason why it's suggested you not wear a name out.
And here you are, demanding it more and more. Were I Jabor, I'd have taken it for an invitation to consume you.
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waiit, hold up, ii fiigured out how you're 2o dangerou2, you bore people two death, am ii riight? ii bet ii'm riight.
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[He's considering eating you - just to make a point. Even though, ew, human. Yes, human. Definitely never troll.]
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*By all means please do try, Sollux is starting to get bored here.*
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