Are you suggesting that she is, somehow, lacking? Your disinterest is a wise investment in extending your terribly short, insignificant lifetime, but I might still have to act if you say too much against her sweet innocence.

And you are obviously envious of the fact that I favour her more than you. Don't worry! I saw a mop bucket earlier that was pining after you. You should really run to it, because you are out of your depth here.