[This is sounding more and more like the typical magician-djinni balance. What fun! Please do not mistake the gurgling for pleasure this time, it is more a resigned sigh of 'not again' escaping him.]

Does he prefer the Red Hot Stipples or the Punitive Jab? Both can be endured, but they can be very uncomfortable!

Fortunate for him, summoning me without a pentacle may be an act that deserves cold vengeance.